De-Stressed

Are you bored?Tired of looking at the same pages over and over again and wondering why do you need to know all those stuff?Feeling trap in your own room?Bored of working?Bored of bossy colleagues? Bored of staying at home for the whole day just watching youtube or AF6?..Well goodnews folks, here are some tips to keep you insane and promise to make a your brain entertained at least in a good few minutes. Some are stupid-like but if you think about it, there are some relevant tips that you can apply in your daily life..

19 ways to maintain healthy level of insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.(Wan Shu/Neesa, dare you to try this on your senior colleagues/nurses or patients!)

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

8. Dont use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.(I may want to try this in Malaysia on an innocent waitress..hahahaha *evil laugh)

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. (Well to be honest, we'd been doing this for the entire years of our studying in overseas)

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, (for me, Awesome Bonecrusher..haha)

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." ( I might give it a try when i'm old enough and have at least 3-4 children;p)

Chop Chop, Cheerios!
Aizad 'Gabus' Azahar