Me : So what age are you Miss XOXO
Miss XOXO : I'm twenty emm twenty emmmm...gossh, i'm going to be 30 this year!!Jezz!
Reality bites...
Of Notes, million congratulations to my fellow mates in Malaysian Med School (in UM *Kahfi Jengka 12 , UKM *Rofaizal Mafia&Amar , UPM *Soffee, Hilmi Bob, Shahril Matcha, Sidqi Kering, Saiful Org Tua, Miji, Fatih Sportsman, Yazir, Ramzul, Azman dll byk sgtla!) on your achievement to put in the new polish and shiny 'Dr' title in front of your name. Haiya so jeles loh of you guys!!
Congratulations, god bless and quoting Mourinho, "Be Champions!"
Aizad Azahar
De-Stressed
Are you bored?Tired of looking at the same pages over and over again and wondering why do you need to know all those stuff?Feeling trap in your own room?Bored of working?Bored of bossy colleagues? Bored of staying at home for the whole day just watching youtube or AF6?..Well goodnews folks, here are some tips to keep you insane and promise to make a your brain entertained at least in a good few minutes. Some are stupid-like but if you think about it, there are some relevant tips that you can apply in your daily life..
19 ways to maintain healthy level of insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.(Wan Shu/Neesa, dare you to try this on your senior colleagues/nurses or patients!)
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
8. Dont use any punctuation
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.(I may want to try this in Malaysia on an innocent waitress..hahahaha *evil laugh)
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.
14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. (Well to be honest, we'd been doing this for the entire years of our studying in overseas)
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, (for me, Awesome Bonecrusher..haha)
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." ( I might give it a try when i'm old enough and have at least 3-4 children;p)
Chop Chop, Cheerios!
Aizad 'Gabus' Azahar
19 ways to maintain healthy level of insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.(Wan Shu/Neesa, dare you to try this on your senior colleagues/nurses or patients!)
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
8. Dont use any punctuation
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.(I may want to try this in Malaysia on an innocent waitress..hahahaha *evil laugh)
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.
14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. (Well to be honest, we'd been doing this for the entire years of our studying in overseas)
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, (for me, Awesome Bonecrusher..haha)
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." ( I might give it a try when i'm old enough and have at least 3-4 children;p)
Chop Chop, Cheerios!
Aizad 'Gabus' Azahar
A letter to the Devil's No. 7
Dear Christiano Ronaldo,
First of all congratulation for achieving the 30th goal(in all competition) in last night Champions League match. Indeed for right winger, thats an amazing achievement. Guess the hype of you being the new George Best may be true after all. After Cantona, there was no player in Man Utd that can change a game single handedly until you arrived.
Well to be honest, the reason i write this letter is to complain on your performance in this year champions league or every champions league matches you ever been in except for the 7-1 Roma bashing. For your information, i don't have any cable TV in my new house. I can't get the chance to see the RED DEVILS in action week in week out like i used to but i do watch the highlight in rte or youtube tho.This year, i heard a lot of good things about you and you received a lot of praises from the media,players and managers on your performance. So come champions league, i am so excited and looking forward to see Man Utd play.
The problem was, you didn't perform like you usually did in premier league. As proclaim to be one of the current best player in the world, we,the fans,expect you to do more. What annoyed me the most was, you were so lazy to defend, you just stand and watch whenever the other team attack, and leave Wes Brown in a dying state. Common man, i know you were tired from all those deft defying skills, but fans also appreciate hardwork and commitment. So go back and defend and prove Eamon Dunphy that you are the best player that perform's well in the highest level against the quality players from the better teams.
That's the end of my letter, please do send my regards to fergie, tell him to not to be afraid when playing in the European stage. 4-5-1? That is so cowardly! Be like Wenger who excite fans with the attacking philosophy even if they up against the best team in Europe.
Thanks very much for reading my letter, hope all is great for you in the future.
Aizad Azahar
(A Utd fans since 7 y.o)
First of all congratulation for achieving the 30th goal(in all competition) in last night Champions League match. Indeed for right winger, thats an amazing achievement. Guess the hype of you being the new George Best may be true after all. After Cantona, there was no player in Man Utd that can change a game single handedly until you arrived.
Well to be honest, the reason i write this letter is to complain on your performance in this year champions league or every champions league matches you ever been in except for the 7-1 Roma bashing. For your information, i don't have any cable TV in my new house. I can't get the chance to see the RED DEVILS in action week in week out like i used to but i do watch the highlight in rte or youtube tho.This year, i heard a lot of good things about you and you received a lot of praises from the media,players and managers on your performance. So come champions league, i am so excited and looking forward to see Man Utd play.
The problem was, you didn't perform like you usually did in premier league. As proclaim to be one of the current best player in the world, we,the fans,expect you to do more. What annoyed me the most was, you were so lazy to defend, you just stand and watch whenever the other team attack, and leave Wes Brown in a dying state. Common man, i know you were tired from all those deft defying skills, but fans also appreciate hardwork and commitment. So go back and defend and prove Eamon Dunphy that you are the best player that perform's well in the highest level against the quality players from the better teams.
That's the end of my letter, please do send my regards to fergie, tell him to not to be afraid when playing in the European stage. 4-5-1? That is so cowardly! Be like Wenger who excite fans with the attacking philosophy even if they up against the best team in Europe.
Thanks very much for reading my letter, hope all is great for you in the future.
Aizad Azahar
(A Utd fans since 7 y.o)
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