The Lonely Little Chicken

Once in a beautiful village in Sungai Rambai, there lives a little chicken. For the sake of animosity we name him The Lonely Little Chicken. Lonely Little Chicken was new to the village, and he has no friends, everyday he just stare out from his bedroom window wishing he has someone to play with. Yes boys&girls, Lonely Little Chicken was lonely.
One fine evening Lonely Little Chicken decided to go out and find new friends to play with. With his mummy&daddy permission he set out demermine to find one. He was so excited and skip with joy. While walking, Lonely Little Chicken met a Buffalo, Lonely Little Chicken said "Hello Buffalo, my name is Lonely Little Chicken, can I be your friend" with a glowing smile. The Buffalo said "Why not :D". The Buffalo then invited Lonely Little Chicken to the field and to eat the yummy green grass. Lonely Little Chicken couldnt eat grass and wants to play hide and seek instead, but the Buffalo said "Im sorry Lonely Little Chicken, I like to spend my evening eating grass". So Lonely Little Chicken left.
As Lonely Little Chicken walk with his eyes alert for a new friend, he stumble upon a frog. Lonely Little Chicken said, "Hello Mr Froggy, Im Lonely Little Chicken, can I be your friend" with a glowing smile. Mr Frog said " Sure:D, do you want to go for a swim?" Lonely Little Chicken agreed tho he didnt know how to swim. At the pond, Mr Frog jump in first, "Jump in Lonely Little Chicken". Lonely Little Chicken jump in, but to his horror, he sunk. "Help me Mr Frog, I dont know how to swim!", scream Lonely Little Chicken. Luckily for Lonely Little Chicken, Mr Frog is a expert swimmer, he manage to carry Lonely Little Chicken to the shore.
Lonely Little Chicken was sad, he cried because he couldnt find any friends to play with. "I hate this village," cried Lonely Little Chicken. "Now, now, dont you worry Lonely Little Chicken, soon there will be a friend for you play with" said Mr Frog.
Then suddenly, a Little Chicken girl come towards them. "Hie my name is Lala, do you want to play hide and seek with me?" said the Little Chicken Girl. Lonely Little Chicken's face start to glow, he smiles widely and said "Weeee, finally I found a friend!!". "Yes, i do want to play hide and seek with you" again said Lonely Little Chicken excitedly. Lonely Little Chicken jump with joy. Together, Lala and Lonely Little Chicken walk to playground to play.
"Bye-bye Lonely Little Chicken, have fun" said Mr Frog from a far.
They gave Mr Frog a happy wave, and since then, Lala and Lonely Little Chicken were best friends happily ever after.

The End
A popular question/comment that were being made by relative, classmates, friends and random individual met in Petrol Kiosk, Post Office or Burger stall was especially a few weeks after the SPM result came out was "Hey, whylah all the JPA/Mara give scholarships to the sons/daughters of overly rich people,the Dato's, the Datins and the Tan Sri? Not fair maa for the poor but clever students who deserve but didin't get it? (which are many, go and ask those students who are currently sitting for STPM and Matriculation) or 'anak pakcik ni dpt 9A SPM jugak tp xdpt pun tawaran ' comments.
Not really sure to answer this, I guess to they (the wealthy ones) do deserve it base on their academic achievements and they are really comfortable using English to converse (which I think is the real high point) but I usually deferred and said "ala, you ask la the JPA/Mara boss, why u ask me one" haha

Movie Promo

I have to admit that I'm a sucker for Asian Pacific KungFu Movie. Last 2 summers ago I watched the midnight screening of Dragon Tiger Gate with some friends in Malaysia. Although I had to bear the coldness of the cinema (the aircond was put on fullblast and i was wearing shorts!)and the movie may not be the majority's cup of tea, I absolutely enjoyed it. Recently I stumbled upon a new movie in one of online movie streaming website, title KungFu Dunk.

(promotion poster)

After the successful recipe of combining KungFu+Football, now they tried it on Basketball. Indeed the movie was not disappointing. If you like basketball with a little bit of martial art flavour, nifty hand skill move, crazy highflying dunk that makes LeBron or Kobe looks like an amateur, Ass Kicking KungFu Style and even a song about Tofu this may be a movie that you might like to watch;D

Here's the trailer to wet your apetite, enjoy!

Que Sara Sara

Since clinical years started a few incarnation years ago, I'd been asked quite frequently on what am I going to specialise if I manage to pass through Med School and able to work competently in the Internship years. Few weeks before starting Med School, I aspire to be a Neurosurgeon (well, back then I was young and really excited). After realizing that brain+neuro stuff was bit way to complicated, I tucked that dream nicely on a boat and let it sail to Burundi.

Then, one night a few month ago before bedtime, I manage to make a list of options on what specialisation that interests me to be in. The influences are my short few years of clinical experience, heart to heart talk with consultants, electives and my attachments. The future prospect was also considered. So here it goes my top 3 list :

1) Infectious Disease+Global Health
2)Respiratory Medicine

and if I do become a surgeon which I think I may not (finger coordination very poorlah, still shaking somemore), I aspire to be a:

3) Thoracic Surgeon

plus, my classmates said that i'm too nice to become a surgeon, haha, guess they dont know me that well:p

Chop Chop,
Aizad

General Practitioner

Doing GP attachment is just like being force to watch an Eight-Hour Marathon of Holyoaks or any kind of soap drama. I wonder, if a Med. Student did enjoy their GP attachment, was he/she a soap fan?He/She must be, definitely. Dont get me wrong, i didn't hate it as i got loads of teaching from the Doctor but sitting in a room doing nothing but just observing really blows my brain out into little crouton like pieces. At least in the Hospital, there are Computer Room, Cafe, Sidewalk for students to run and hide for a couple of minutes;p

p/s: Did like my inner GP attachment tho, got a room of my own to clerk and present

Time, Please Notify Me if You'r Passing by

Me : So what age are you Miss XOXO
Miss XOXO : I'm twenty emm twenty emmmm...gossh, i'm going to be 30 this year!!Jezz!

Reality bites...

Of Notes, million congratulations to my fellow mates in Malaysian Med School (in UM *Kahfi Jengka 12 , UKM *Rofaizal Mafia&Amar , UPM *Soffee, Hilmi Bob, Shahril Matcha, Sidqi Kering, Saiful Org Tua, Miji, Fatih Sportsman, Yazir, Ramzul, Azman dll byk sgtla!) on your achievement to put in the new polish and shiny 'Dr' title in front of your name. Haiya so jeles loh of you guys!!

Congratulations, god bless and quoting Mourinho, "Be Champions!"
Aizad Azahar

De-Stressed

Are you bored?Tired of looking at the same pages over and over again and wondering why do you need to know all those stuff?Feeling trap in your own room?Bored of working?Bored of bossy colleagues? Bored of staying at home for the whole day just watching youtube or AF6?..Well goodnews folks, here are some tips to keep you insane and promise to make a your brain entertained at least in a good few minutes. Some are stupid-like but if you think about it, there are some relevant tips that you can apply in your daily life..

19 ways to maintain healthy level of insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.(Wan Shu/Neesa, dare you to try this on your senior colleagues/nurses or patients!)

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

8. Dont use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.(I may want to try this in Malaysia on an innocent waitress..hahahaha *evil laugh)

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. (Well to be honest, we'd been doing this for the entire years of our studying in overseas)

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, (for me, Awesome Bonecrusher..haha)

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." ( I might give it a try when i'm old enough and have at least 3-4 children;p)

Chop Chop, Cheerios!
Aizad 'Gabus' Azahar

A letter to the Devil's No. 7

Dear Christiano Ronaldo,

First of all congratulation for achieving the 30th goal(in all competition) in last night Champions League match. Indeed for right winger, thats an amazing achievement. Guess the hype of you being the new George Best may be true after all. After Cantona, there was no player in Man Utd that can change a game single handedly until you arrived.
Well to be honest, the reason i write this letter is to complain on your performance in this year champions league or every champions league matches you ever been in except for the 7-1 Roma bashing. For your information, i don't have any cable TV in my new house. I can't get the chance to see the RED DEVILS in action week in week out like i used to but i do watch the highlight in rte or youtube tho.This year, i heard a lot of good things about you and you received a lot of praises from the media,players and managers on your performance. So come champions league, i am so excited and looking forward to see Man Utd play.
The problem was, you didn't perform like you usually did in premier league. As proclaim to be one of the current best player in the world, we,the fans,expect you to do more. What annoyed me the most was, you were so lazy to defend, you just stand and watch whenever the other team attack, and leave Wes Brown in a dying state. Common man, i know you were tired from all those deft defying skills, but fans also appreciate hardwork and commitment. So go back and defend and prove Eamon Dunphy that you are the best player that perform's well in the highest level against the quality players from the better teams.
That's the end of my letter, please do send my regards to fergie, tell him to not to be afraid when playing in the European stage. 4-5-1? That is so cowardly! Be like Wenger who excite fans with the attacking philosophy even if they up against the best team in Europe.
Thanks very much for reading my letter, hope all is great for you in the future.

Aizad Azahar
(A Utd fans since 7 y.o)

Away in a lil' while

Am away for little while...man, i miss my kedai mamak(indian cheap restaurant) back home,nearly 2 years without roti canai (had eaten roti canai made by hanif and jaz last year which were great but they are not mamak by default:p)



Lat's beautiful comically insight of an indian restaurant, use to be one of my inspiration until i realize that i have no talent in cartoons or in other words,art